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Beer Review: Pickled Partridge

*Karen’s mum got me 6 bottles of beer for Christmas. I’m going to review them all. If I remember.*

**Beer:** Pickled Partridge
**Brewery:** Badger (Hall and Woodhouse)
**Strength:** 4.5%

Pickled Partridge

As the first drops of this hit my tongue, it showed great malty promise. But sadly it was plagued with a very strong aftertaste which I found quite unpleasant. I’d describe this aftertaste as fizzy and acidic.

Further research (reading the label on the bottle and the website blurb) suggests that this beer is intended as an accompaniment to strong cheese or Christmas Pudding. So basically, the reason why I didn’t enjoy it is that I’m drinking it wrong. I’m not convinced.

Pickled Partridge gets: 0

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Beer Review: Farmers Harvest

*Karen’s mum got me 6 bottles of beer for Christmas. I’m going to review them all. If I remember.*

**Beer:** Farmers Harvest
**Brewery:** Purity
**Strength:** 4.8%

Farmers Harvest

Not a bad drink, not bad at all. A fairly dark ale, and very malty, if you like that sort of thing. The end of the glass came too soon – I felt that if I had another bottle, I’d be able to review it with a bit more certainty. Flavour-wise, I felt that it wasn’t entirely my cup of tea, but the most important thing about this beer is the ideology.

> The beer is unique because it will be the first alcoholic beverage to carry the Red Tractor assurance mark, which signifies that the ale has been brewed in the UK using malt and hops produced to high standards on farm and checked by independent inspections.

Farmers Harvest gets: 1

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Beer Review: Black Sheep

*Karen’s mum got me 6 bottles of beer for Christmas. I’m going to review them all. If I remember.*

Now that my sense of smell has returned, I am going to resume this little project. I had a bottle of Black Sheep last week but realised halfway through my first mouthful that I couldn’t taste it, so I’ve bought another.

**Beer:** Black Sheep
**Brewery:** Black Sheep
**Strength:** 4.4%

Black Sheep

Ah, this takes me back. I remember when I first discovered Black Sheep, when I was at University. My flatmate Matt and I consumed gallons of this stuff. In fact, it’s probably safe to say that this is what got me into real ale, my previous preference of beer generally being “Creamflow” type bollocks. Black Sheep made me realise how misguided I was.

It’s a very drinkable ale – fruity, but not too fruity; flavoursome, but not pungent – and just all-round solid, dependable stuff. For me, the label has always stood out on the shelf and filled me with good memories. It does not taste like sheep.

Black Sheep gets: 2

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Daily links for Friday 16th January 2009

  • “The talent exists in India for such movies: much of it, like the brilliant actor Irrfan Khan, contributed to this film. But Bollywood producers, fixated with making flimsy films about the lives of the middle class, will never throw their weight behind such projects.”
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Music Stunt 2009

Stunt 2009: Week 2 – The Replacements

*This is a companion piece to a similarly-themed article on Karen’s site which, all things being equal, should be published at roughly the same time.*

1. **Left Of The Dial** from Tim (1985) – a fairly decent rock song with a slightly Springsteen feel about it, but the lyrics are largely incomprehensible. It sounds like it has been recorded by a bunch of talentless teenagers in a garage.

2. **We’re Coming Out** from Let It Be (1984) – I understand the whole ethos behind punk music, but I still can’t get my head around the fact that some people enjoy listening to it.

3. **Johnny’s Gonna Die** from Sorry Ma, Forgot To Take Out The Trash (1981) – this is taken from their first album, which is supposedly when they were at their most punk. However, this is surprisingly melodic. And it’s three and a half minutes long, which is way too long to be considered punk.

4. **Go** from Stink! (1982) – very bland rock song. Sounds like it was written in about 5 minutes.

5. **Color Me Impressed** from Hootenanny (1983) – this one has got a few more ideas in it, but I wouldn’t say that I’m in any way impressed.

6. **Little Mascara** from Tim (1985) – I suppose I quite like the song, but I just don’t dig the way that they play. This was their fifth album – by now they should have acquired some basic talent on their instruments, surely?

7. **Unsatisfied** from Let It Be (1984) – the chorus is incredibly catchy but annoyingly repetitive, and the verses are completely nothing. That might be enough for many people, but I’m afraid that it’s not doing much for me.

8. **Within Your Reach** from Hootenanny (1983) – this song nails it. The synth drums are a little cheesy, but bearable. It’s hard to describe – it’s low-key electronic music, quite a spacey sound, phaser effect on the guitar, maybe you get the picture.

9. **Sixteen Blue** from Let It Be (1984) – nice pop song, with pretty chord changes and jangly guitar arpeggios. The whole thing bears a striking resemblance to Deacon Blue.

10. **Can’t Hardly Wait** from Pleased To Meet Me (1987) – another decent pop song. But with horns. I’m not talking figuratively – there’s actually a brass section on it.

So, in conclusion: they are a band that have had an awful lot of sounds. It improved a bit towards the end, but I’m not overflowing with enthusiasm. I’ve listed the years that the albums were produced to demonstrate how they were running in all these different genres concurrently. Maybe I would have enjoyed this playlist more, were I not generally listening to it whilst simultaneously reading The Shadow Of The Wind, which was damn good by comparison.

The next week’s playlist

Random number: 232
There were two playlists on this page, and the randomly chosen winner is – Memphis.

> Named after ancient Egypt’s city of kings, Memphis, Tennessee, turned out to be a 20th century city of musical royalty. Until Dr Martin Luther King’s assassination in Memphis in 1968 musical magic flowed from the Delta’s capital. The city crashed during the 1970s but today musical tourism and gangsta rap are revitalising the Memphis scene.

The other playlist on the page was Meatloaf, so I think we dodged a bullet there.

My latest Ubuntu upgrade

Last night I upgraded to Ubuntu 8.10 (yes, I know it’s been available for months) as I was getting sick of the X server constantly crashing in 8.04 (I think this was due to an instability in the via display driver). As ever, I faced a couple of hurdles during the reinstall.

Firstly, the X server in 8.10 wouldn’t load at all – soon after the mouse cursor appeared, it would freeze. I tried loading the installer in safe graphics mode, which worked, so I went ahead with the installation, hoping that the problem would be confined to the live CD. How optimistic of me. I eventually deduced that the problem was in the openchrome driver (which replaces the via driver in 8.04) and the workaround was to add Option "XaaNoImageWriteRect" to xorg.conf. This bug was fixed 2 weeks ago so hopefully Ubuntu 9.04 won’t have this problem.

The second major problem I had was that Network Manager would forget my static IP settings each time I restarted. I dunno, maybe “major” is a strong word, but it is enough to stop me being able to SSH in. The solution is to remove Network Manager and edit the configuration files directly.

Now that I’ve got those two problems fixed, the system seems to be behaving pretty well, and whatever was causing the X server to restart under 8.04 has been fixed. That’s my only reason for upgrading, really.

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Daily links for Tuesday 13th January 2009

  • “Morris dancing could be extinct within 20 years because young people are too embarrassed to take part, a UK Morris association said today.” – what I want to know is: Is there any way that we can accelerate this process?
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Displeasure In The News

Relaxing road laws could create 1,650,000 jobs

Experts will today present a proposal to the Government that road laws should be relaxed in the interests of increasing employment and stimulating the economy.

Professor Bob Falconfucker bellowed “My colleagues and I have spent the last three months running simulations in The Raccoon And Firebucket, and our findings have been quite surprising. We found that if we relaxed various aspects of our current road laws, such as increasing the legal alcohol limit from 80mg/100ml to 8000mg/100ml, and increasing the maximum speed in built-up areas from 30mph to 250mph, then this would create millions of new jobs in the fields of automobile repair and manufacture, morticianary, bereavement counselling, tarmac-mopping, motorcycle helmet manufacture and wall reinforcement. We’d also be able to get rid of those pesky speed cameras once and for all, and the police could spend more time going after real criminals, amIright?”

Prof. Falconfucker would have said more, but at that point an envoy from ITPOSTIA ((the *Institute for the Thumping of People who are apparently Oblivious to how Stupid Their Ideas Are*)) arrived and the interview was unfortunately cut short.

(inspiration)

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Power cut

power cut

From Sunday night.

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Beer Review: Golden Pippin

*Karen’s mum got me 6 bottles of beer for Christmas. I’m going to review them all. If I remember.*

**Beer:** Golden Pippin
**Brewery:** Copper Dragon
**Strength:** 4.2%

Golden Pippin

This is one of those beers that tastes like the bastard offspring of ale and lager. Under the right circumstances these are fantastic, however it’s not 30°C outside right now (it’s more like 30°F) so, to adopt a phrase, it is out of its element.

Still, it’s better than lager ((I think that my attitude towards lager probably deserves a whole post to itself. If you want to engage me in a pitched battle of beer vs lager, then please open fire in the comments)), and it’s better than anything that describes itself as “Extra Smooth” or “Creamflow”.

And so, to the rating. I’m going to keep this simple – 0 means I didn’t enjoy drinking it, 1 means that I enjoyed drinking it, and 2 means that it was something quite special.

Golden Pippin gets: 1 (surprise surprise).