At last, now that limelight-hogging shark is out of the way, I can achieve the fame and notoriety that is deservedly mine!
I’ll show him! Bloody talentless hack… I’ve got more cooking savoir-faire in one of my whiskers than he has in his entire seabound body!
If only this had happened sooner! Perhaps my career could have been saved before my looks were savaged by old age!
Now quiver before me, mortals! I shall be your queen! Your beautiful, culinarily blessed queen!