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I had a great ideaStay tuned to find out what. *”I’ve got an idea,”* said Nick. My idea would have to wait. We were showing an awful performance in the pub quiz. Any chance of victory was long since gone, and we were now fighting to avoid last place. The number of questions to which […]
We need to formalise something. You, me, and the rest of the world. Okay, so we’ve got Christmas. That’s all well and good – there’s the present-giving, and the Pagan roots, and let’s be generous and say that it runs from the 24th to the 26th, and let’s tie a little bow round that and […]
While Karen is away, I’m kinda pottering around the house, a bit of mooching, a bit of moping, a bit of mehing. It’s more than two years since I last did this. Please excuse me if I act a little oddly. This afternoon I’ve re-read my diaries from my youth – there’s a 1988 volume […]
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Quoth the enemy
In the latest NME, they have compiled a list of the top 50 coolest people. There seems to be pretty much no restriction on your profession or nationality, but certainly there are no faces in there that haven’t been shoved down our throats by the NME for the last year. No surprises there. We are […]
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Toe problems
I stubbed my toe earlier today. Everyone accused me of hobbling round and making a big meal of it, but it’s bright purple now. I’m afraid that it’s going to turn black and drop off. I took a photo of it with my new camera with the intention of putting it up here, but it’s […]
I received a lot of feedback to the CheeseOnToast++, and most people said “Wow. You must be the most goddamn sexy shark ever to grace the Internet!” And to those people, my devoted fans, I send kisses and words of lust. I want to hump you all. Some other people said that I had managed […]
So I was awoken at 5am this morning by an almighty screeching sound. At first, my mind tried to pretend that it was all part of the dream, but slowly I was roused into consciousness. Then I opened my eyes, and instead of being in my bedroom, my entire bed was floating on a sea […]
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Humour
I was in a card shop yesterday being served by a couple of incompetents. Yes, you read me right, a couple. It took two of them to be totally useless. That’s impressive. One was a young blonde stupid girl, and one was an old wrinkly ((If truth be told, she wasn’t wrinkly at all. She […]