Photos of the MS Explorer leaning at a perilous angle.

“In the UK and Ireland, a growing taste for lighter, blander, more refreshing drinks […] have taken their toll on Guinness’s sales.” Bloody heathen shandy drinkers. You’re all idiots. Yes, all of you.

This article doesn’t tell you exactly what he said, but I’ve discovered elsewhere that the exact quote was “Make some motherfucking noise, Preston!” Idiot.

“The jellyfish, covering an area of around 10 square miles , engulfed the Northern Salmon Company’s cages off the province’s northeastern coast, suffocating 100,000 fish, the firm’s Managing Director, John Russell, told Reuters on Thursday.”