Insurance Salesman

I just had an unsolicited call to my mobile. Some guy trying to sell handset insurance. He said: “I understand that you pay £7.99 per month for insurance?”

I said: “No, I cancelled it.”

He said: “Ah, well, I’d like to make you a better offer?”

“Better than £0 per month?” I said.

“Haha, ” he said, “Yes, that would be a good offer, wouldn’t it?”

“Yes, ” I said. “Yes, it would.”

“Anyway, ” he said, “I shall tell you of my offer.”

“Seriously, is it a better offer than my current deal?” I asked. “Because if it is, then I’m all ears.”

He paused, and then thanked me for my time.

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