I just had an unsolicited call to my mobile. Some guy trying to sell handset insurance. He said: “I understand that you pay £7.99 per month for insurance?”
I said: “No, I cancelled it.”
He said: “Ah, well, I’d like to make you a better offer?”
“Better than £0 per month?” I said.
“Haha, ” he said, “Yes, that would be a good offer, wouldn’t it?”
“Yes, ” I said. “Yes, it would.”
“Anyway, ” he said, “I shall tell you of my offer.”
“Seriously, is it a better offer than my current deal?” I asked. “Because if it is, then I’m all ears.”
He paused, and then thanked me for my time.