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Cruel Bastard

As I was leaving the toilets, there was a man stood at the urinal, taking a piss. So I clutched at the towel dispenser behind him very noisily with the maximum of fuss, and listened as the flow of urine stopped. Poor guy. It’s not his fault that I stepped into his life today, if […]

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One wintry night

I don’t consider myself to be worldly-wise. I haven’t seen the world. Yet. I haven’t travelled all over, and experienced the diversity that only a true ramblin’ man could. But I think I’ve had first hand experience of some quite varied environments within the United Kingdom. I’ve lived in cities, and I’ve lived in villages, […]

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About a haircut

Well, that was probably the second most notable haircut of my life, the most notable one being when I was attended to by a horny hairdresser who didn’t break bodily contact with me for the entire duration of half an hour, and drew my attention to this fact. That was great. But no, just now. […]