I shall be making lots of sinister facial expressions, and shall seize every opportunity to say “I don’t think it is safe here – we are being watched” in a hushed and enigmatic tone.
This, hopefully, shall provide me with afternoon of rib-ticklingly hilarious entertainment, and perhaps it may bring a little sunshine into some other lives as well. Or I can laugh at the people who don’t realise that it is a joke.
“This watch – it is suitably robust that it will keep working if I get thrown off of a cliff into shark-infested seas?”
“I don’t know, sir. Possibly.”
You get the picture.