Category: Daily

Crikey.

It’s a hard life, being a famous rock star. People take photos when you are at your most gormless-looking, and then plaster them all over the internet.

At last! I’ve been waiting for this feature for a long, long time.

If their target had been to limit the annual growth of illegal filesharing to 80%, I’d still say that was ambitious.

“And since we didn’t have a car, we didn’t need a driveway. We dreamed of replacing it with wild flowers.”

“I can make it on my own.” – first person to identify the reference gets a point.

Guffaw.

“And that was that. We were only about five minutes into our date and Gloria had had enough. She pushed back her chair noisily, stood up and marched out of the room. I assumed at first she’d just gone to the loo or some such and would be back in time for her next date, but I realised later – when she didn’t return – that she’d gone for good.” Part II Part III

I’ve often wondered whether technological progress will continue at the current rate, or if something will happen to plunge us back into the stone age. Looks like it might be the latter, and it might even happen within my lifetime.

“Dude. Look inside the other bucket.” – yes, that’s an intentionally meaningless quote. I don’t want to spoil a thing.