You’ve already taken the FIRST STEP by buying this guide!
Many people have DREAMS of being a TELEPHONE DESIGNER from an early age, and many don’t realise it until they are older. This guide is designed for people of all ages, races, SEXUAL ORIENTATIONS and body shapes, in order to help them ACHIEVE their goals of becoming a TELEPHONE DESIGNER!
You will need to equip yourself with some things in order to start your career as a TELEPHONE DESIGNER. Find yourself a PENCIL and PAPER.
Okay, we’re ready to start!
Firstly, you will need to understand what people want from their TELEPHONES. It needs to be COMFORTABLE against the side of the face, and in many circumstances people want their TELEPHONES to LOOK GOOD. It will also need to have lots of FEATURES like a memory, a last number redial, and a secrecy button so that they can shout WANKER down the TELEPHONE at people without them hearing.
To make sure that your TELEPHONE will support these features, make sure that it has SPACE on it for some BUTTONS.
Okay, we’re ready to draw our first TELEPHONE.
Put your PENCIL to the PAPER and draw a closed shape. This can be a CIRCLE, or some sort of DEFORMED CIRCLE, or perhaps a TRAPEZIUM. Draw some BUTTONS on it.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have drawn your first TELEPHONE!
To find out more about becoming a TELEPHONE DESIGNER, purchase my book.