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Ewan Food Guidance

Cook With Pussy

grilling

At last, now that limelight-hogging shark is out of the way, I can achieve the fame and notoriety that is deservedly mine!

boiling

I’ll show him! Bloody talentless hack… I’ve got more cooking savoir-faire in one of my whiskers than he has in his entire seabound body!

contemplating

If only this had happened sooner! Perhaps my career could have been saved before my looks were savaged by old age!

devouring

Now quiver before me, mortals! I shall be your queen! Your beautiful, culinarily blessed queen!

*Originally posted here*

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