I’ve seen a lot of toasters,
And sandwich makers too,
But I never could stop searching
For a kettle just like you.
I like your pouty spout,
And your elegant element.
I like your ample handle,
And your kooky plastic scent.
Please sit here on my worktop,
And boil water for my tea,
And tell me how you’ve always searched
For a blender just like me.