I declare this week to be Airborne Particle Consciousness Week (or APCW, if you find that sort of thing easier to pronounce. I personally don’t).
For all of this week, you must be very careful to put the toilet seat all the way down before you flush your toilet.
Now now, don’t laugh. This is a serious matter. The statistics for the number of people who receive infections as a result of airborne particles that have been spread as a result of flushing a toilet whilst the seat is up are frankly quite unobtainable.
So you’ll thank me for this.