> There is a theory being expounded that the reason for the slow access to the website TITGIG is that a huge male ego has developed and is blocking the signal. Scientists agree that this has been developing for a while, but they were unable to prevent its more recent rapid growth spurt. If the experts can deflate this ego, it is hoped that normal service can be resumed.
> Investigations into this phenomena continue and other possibilities are being discussed.
At least it is all spelt correctly.
“Normal” service appears to have been resumed, but without any alterations to the size of my ego. Never compromise, that’s my maxim.