*This is a companion piece to a similarly-themed article on Karen’s site which, all things being equal, should be published at roughly the same time.* 1. **Dark Star** from Live Dead Some crushingly long prog rock twattery that’s 95% guitar solo. This does absolutely nothing for me at all. I like my guitar solos to […]
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My Teenage Years: 14
As I mentioned in an earlier installment, only one other boy progressed from my primary school to my secondary school at the same time as me, due to the tendency of RAF families to disappear from one year to the next. Imagine my surprise when, on the first day of my fourth year, I discovered […]
I owe you an explanation
There are a wealth of good reasons why I have not been around here much lately, and I really do owe you all an explanation. Once there was a farmer who worked the land. He had three sons, called Aaron, Bbron and Ccron. As he grew old, he decided that he would need to work […]
I received a lot of feedback to the CheeseOnToast++, and most people said “Wow. You must be the most goddamn sexy shark ever to grace the Internet!” And to those people, my devoted fans, I send kisses and words of lust. I want to hump you all. Some other people said that I had managed […]
One wintry night
I don’t consider myself to be worldly-wise. I haven’t seen the world. Yet. I haven’t travelled all over, and experienced the diversity that only a true ramblin’ man could. But I think I’ve had first hand experience of some quite varied environments within the United Kingdom. I’ve lived in cities, and I’ve lived in villages, […]