*Oh howdy, butter rabbit, you’re a most amusing fellow
I bet the bunnies laugh at you, for your fur is coloured yellow,
It’s hard for butter rabbits, no, being one ain’t easy,
As the fat content implicit makes your fur a little greasy.*
*But then when circumstances test the other rabbits’ patience,
And they can’t get through a fence without some extra lubrication,
Along comes butter rabbit in his slippy, buttery way,
And gains access to the carrots, and consequently saves the day.*