“Nine minutes into the pre-recorded interview for Radio 4 arts show Front Row, the 31-year-old asked to leave the studio as he was not enjoying himself.” Chris Martin is a bit of a tosser.
I’d say he’s actually one hell of a lot of a tosser.
Mind you, you really only have to listen to anything by Coldplay to prove that theorem.
On the grand scale of tosserdom, I wouldn’t put Chris Martin that high up. I mean, he’s not so much of a tosser that I think he should be neutered to stop him reproducing, though perhaps he should be forbidden by law from deciding what his child should be named. No, he’s quite low down on the tosserometer, somewhere in the “mildly annoying” section, I think.
Though, to be honest, there are probably people in the world who would place me even higher up, but they’re being subjective, whereas I feel that my opinion of Christopher Martin is scientifically defensible.
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I’d say he’s actually one hell of a lot of a tosser.
Mind you, you really only have to listen to anything by Coldplay to prove that theorem.
On the grand scale of tosserdom, I wouldn’t put Chris Martin that high up. I mean, he’s not so much of a tosser that I think he should be neutered to stop him reproducing, though perhaps he should be forbidden by law from deciding what his child should be named. No, he’s quite low down on the tosserometer, somewhere in the “mildly annoying” section, I think.
Though, to be honest, there are probably people in the world who would place me even higher up, but they’re being subjective, whereas I feel that my opinion of Christopher Martin is scientifically defensible.