Dear Boy,
Farting isn’t cool. I know that sometimes when I fart, we both find it really hilarious, but the official policy on farting is that it isn’t cool. You should know this. It’s antisocial and a very very bad habit to get into. As of now, I’m going to make an effort to stop doing it, and I expect you to do the same.
Oh, okay, maybe just one more. Parp. Heheheheheh.
Love,
Dad
*P.S. Parp. Heheheheh.*
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To quote Billy Connolly: “If God had intended humans to take ourselves seriously he wouldn’t have made us make such an hilarious noise”.
(parp. hehehehe)