> Dear Donkey,
> I’ve got a problem. There’s this guy that I like but he is with this other girl, and she is totally not right for him at all. Should I move in or should I be a good girl?
> Anonymous
Donkey says:
Well, you can do what I do when I have a similar problem. I just kinda walk around, smell foul, and occasionally eat something.
Works for me!
Hope this helps.