The Robert Palmer Crazy Food Game

This is a game that Robert Palmer introduced me to when we used to buy petrol at the same garage. It’s very simple.

  1. Buy some food, the greasier the better.
  2. Buy some barbecue dip.
  3. Put both in the fridge.
  4. Wait for a few days.
  5. Take food out of the fridge.
  6. Record a cover version of “I’ll Be Your Baby Tonight” with UB40.
  7. See how much of the food and barbecue dip you can eat before you run to the bathroom screaming, or throw it into the bin in a fit of repulsion.
  8. Kick your shoes off, do not fear.
  9. Bring that bottle over here.
  10. I’ll be your baby tonight.

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