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So what are we doing here?

So what are we doing here? A very good question. We don’t know yet.

But the framework is in place. When we do decide what we are doing here, at least we’ll be equipped to… uhm… do it.

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Dear Donkey – the one with the townie’s shirt

> Dear Donkey,

> How can I cope when one of the blogs I read has “a background like a townie’s shirt”?! Someone else’s words, but they reflect my sentiments…

DonkeyDonkey says:

You call that a problem? If that is really the issue that is vexing you the most in your life at this particular moment in time, then I am most impressed with how incredibly “together” your ensemble de vie seems to be.

If you really need tips to cope with this eyesore of mammoth proportions (which, strangely, everyone except you seems to like) then resize your browser to about 800 pixels wide.

And besides, it isn’t a townie’s shirt. It’s a picnic blanket. Sounds to me like someone has some unresolved issues relating to townies. Were you abused by townies as a child? Did you once walk in on a townie having sex with the family cat? This is the kind of stuff that “Dear Donkey” wants to hear about.

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Fan Mail

> There is a theory being expounded that the reason for the slow access to the website TITGIG is that a huge male ego has developed and is blocking the signal. Scientists agree that this has been developing for a while, but they were unable to prevent its more recent rapid growth spurt. If the experts can deflate this ego, it is hoped that normal service can be resumed.

> Investigations into this phenomena continue and other possibilities are being discussed.

At least it is all spelt correctly.

“Normal” service appears to have been resumed, but without any alterations to the size of my ego. Never compromise, that’s my maxim.

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The Creation

Records go back as far as 2:28pm on July 25th 2002. The actual post that I wrote is (a) inconsequential and (b) mind-numbingly dull. But for future reference, that’s the exact date and time when it happened.