{"id":97,"date":"2006-01-27T20:03:05","date_gmt":"2006-01-27T20:03:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pete.nu\/blog\/?p=97"},"modified":"2006-12-05T15:10:48","modified_gmt":"2006-12-05T15:10:48","slug":"bitten-in-the-posterior-by-an-abstraction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/2006\/01\/27\/bitten-in-the-posterior-by-an-abstraction\/","title":{"rendered":"Bitten in the posterior by an abstraction"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My New Years Resolutions are always stealthy buggers. They lie in hiding for a while, generally until late-January, and then BAM! They up and bite me in the posterior.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s one: I&#8217;ve been living next door to these people for about two years now, and barely made contact. <a href=\"\/blog\/2004\/04\/neighbour-confusion\/\">We&#8217;ve said <q>hi<\/q> a couple of times<\/a>, and a few weeks back I went to the gym without my key, so they loaned me their mobile phone so that I could wake Karen up to let me in, and then yesterday they took delivery of a parcel for us.<\/p>\n<p>Earlier this evening, the fella brought it round to drop it off, and I said <q>hi<\/q>, and I assured him that I was the person with the name on the parcel, and he said that his name was Steve. I already knew this&#8230; ish. Two years ago, we invited them round to our housewarming party. They politely declined, but we briefly had their names. Forgotten them since, it seems.<\/p>\n<p>But for some crazy reason, while he was stood at my door, I didn&#8217;t really make much in the way of charming conversation. It would have been a fine time to say &#8220;Got any exciting plans for tonight? Fancy a beer sometime?&#8221; but I didn&#8217;t. No idea why not. I could come up with a million possible reasons, but I anticipate that a contributing factor is that Steve and his significant other (whose name I probably once knew, but have forgotten) are not particularly forthcoming either, which gives me little to bounce off of. I am also a much more lazy conversationalist than I used to be, <a href=\"\/blog\/2006\/01\/more-dragons\/\">as I have mentioned before<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Either way, we have a resolution. I resolve to make contact with Steve this year &#8211; to actually find out who the hell he is. It would be daft not to.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My New Years Resolutions are always stealthy buggers. They lie in hiding for a while, generally until late-January, and then BAM! They up and bite me in the posterior. Here&#8217;s one: I&#8217;ve been living next door to these people for about two years now, and barely made contact. We&#8217;ve said hi a couple of times, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-97","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-meander"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=97"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=97"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=97"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=97"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}