You’ve already taken the FIRST STEP<\/b> by buying this guide!<\/p>\n
Many people have DREAMS<\/b> of being a TELEPHONE DESIGNER<\/b> from an early age, and many don’t realise it until they are older. This guide is designed for people of all ages, races, SEXUAL ORIENTATIONS<\/b> and body shapes, in order to help them ACHIEVE<\/b> their goals of becoming a TELEPHONE DESIGNER<\/b>!<\/p>\n
You will need to equip yourself with some things in order to start your career as a TELEPHONE DESIGNER<\/b>. Find yourself a PENCIL<\/b> and PAPER<\/b>.<\/p>\n
Okay, we’re ready to start!<\/p>\n
Firstly, you will need to understand what people want from their TELEPHONES<\/b>. It needs to be COMFORTABLE<\/b> against the side of the face, and in many circumstances people want their TELEPHONES<\/b> to LOOK GOOD<\/b>. It will also need to have lots of FEATURES<\/b> like a memory, a last number redial, and a secrecy button so that they can shout WANKER<\/b> down the TELEPHONE<\/b> at people without them hearing.<\/p>\n
To make sure that your TELEPHONE<\/b> will support these features, make sure that it has SPACE<\/b> on it for some BUTTONS<\/b>.<\/p>\n
Okay, we’re ready to draw our first TELEPHONE<\/b>.<\/p>\n
Put your PENCIL<\/b> to the PAPER<\/b> and draw a closed shape. This can be a CIRCLE<\/b>, or some sort of DEFORMED CIRCLE<\/b>, or perhaps a TRAPEZIUM<\/b>. Draw some BUTTONS<\/b> on it.<\/p>\n
CONGRATULATIONS!<\/b> You have drawn your first TELEPHONE!<\/b><\/p>\n
To find out more about becoming a TELEPHONE DESIGNER<\/b>, purchase my book.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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