{"id":74,"date":"2003-07-03T17:57:12","date_gmt":"2003-07-03T16:57:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pete.nu\/blog\/?p=74"},"modified":"2006-04-19T19:51:14","modified_gmt":"2006-04-19T18:51:14","slug":"dear-donkey-it-support","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/2003\/07\/03\/dear-donkey-it-support\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Donkey &#8211; IT support"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>> Dear Donkey,<\/p>\n<p>> You know how alt + tab shuts the window, well what if it stops is there any way I can restore it without resetting defaults and losing new shortcuts?<\/p>\n<p><b><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/donkeysm.jpg\" width=\"52\" height=\"56\" align=\"right\" border=\"1\" alt=\"Donkey\" \/>Donkey says:<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Are you sure that you are actually using Windows? In fact, are you sure that you are using a computer at all? Try stroking your computer&#8217;s stomach. If your &#8220;computer&#8221; purrs, rolls over, and breathes fish into your face, then it isn&#8217;t a computer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>> Dear Donkey, > You know how alt + tab shuts the window, well what if it stops is there any way I can restore it without resetting defaults and losing new shortcuts? Donkey says: Are you sure that you are actually using Windows? In fact, are you sure that you are using a computer [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-74","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computing","category-dear-donkey"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}