{"id":71,"date":"2003-06-17T23:36:47","date_gmt":"2003-06-17T22:36:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pete.nu\/blog\/?p=71"},"modified":"2006-04-19T19:48:51","modified_gmt":"2006-04-19T18:48:51","slug":"my-problem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/2003\/06\/17\/my-problem\/","title":{"rendered":"My Problem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My problem is that I am bad at keeping plants alive.<\/p>\n<p>In my flat, I generally find that cut flowers outlast a pot plant. This is something that gives me a lot of grief. Why am I so bad at telling when soil is wet or dry? It makes no sense.<\/p>\n<p>And then tonight it came to me. I&#8217;m not really actually bad at looking after pot plants. It&#8217;s all really to do with my low boredom threshold.<\/p>\n<p>Y&#8217;see, I don&#8217;t want the same foliage to exist in my flat for more than a week. I want it to change. So the only way to ensure this is to kill it. Murder. Assassination.<\/p>\n<p>Die, plants. Die.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My problem is that I am bad at keeping plants alive. In my flat, I generally find that cut flowers outlast a pot plant. This is something that gives me a lot of grief. Why am I so bad at telling when soil is wet or dry? It makes no sense. And then tonight it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-71","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gardening"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}