{"id":660,"date":"2008-05-28T19:37:58","date_gmt":"2008-05-28T18:37:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/?p=660"},"modified":"2008-05-28T19:37:58","modified_gmt":"2008-05-28T18:37:58","slug":"moleskine-unboxing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/2008\/05\/28\/moleskine-unboxing\/","title":{"rendered":"Moleskine Unboxing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/moleskine\/01.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"332\" alt=\"Moleskine Unboxing 01\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The manilla jiffy bag! Gasp! It&#8217;s so fucking exciting!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/moleskine\/02.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"332\" alt=\"Moleskine Unboxing 02\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I peeled the sellotape away. The jiffy bag tore a bit.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/moleskine\/03.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"332\" alt=\"Moleskine Unboxing 03\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Oh, the bag opens wide to reveal my new Moleskine diary. I threw up in my mouth a little, but swallowed it back down.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/moleskine\/04.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"332\" alt=\"Moleskine Unboxing 04\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The diary had come out of the envelope the wrong way up, so I had to turn it over.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/moleskine\/05.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"332\" alt=\"Moleskine Unboxing 05\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The diary is wrapped in cellophane, which needs to be torn off. I did this really carefully so that I wouldn&#8217;t damage the diary itself in any way, shape or form. If I had damaged it, I probably would have gone crazy and had to kick a kitten or something to relieve my anguish.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/moleskine\/06.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"332\" alt=\"Moleskine Unboxing 06\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I slowly teased off the coloured piece of paper that identifies the product. Here the diary is, completely naked. Reader, I&#8217;m not ashamed to admit that at this point I came in my pants.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/moleskine\/07.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"332\" alt=\"Moleskine Unboxing 07\" \/><\/p>\n<p>After Karen goes to bed, I&#8217;m going to find some way of having sexual intercourse with this product.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The manilla jiffy bag! Gasp! It&#8217;s so fucking exciting!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[83,379],"class_list":["post-660","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos","tag-moleskine","tag-not-a-hint-of-sarcasm"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/660","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=660"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/660\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}