1. On the tube, it seems that a couple of Indian guys to my left were
\nin an argumetn with the guy across fromme, because he had been winking
\nat them and they didn’t like it? I caught his eye, and gave him a
\nwink. He turned to the Indians and made a noiser, which instantly
\nmeant that I was now a part of this conflictg. “Are you taking th
\npiss?” they said. “No, no, nononon” we said. As I left the train, I
\ngave hima nod “Cheerio”<\/p>\n
2. OPn the train home, a drunken girl onthe phone to maybe her best
\nfriend, mnaybe her ex-borfyfiened. Seems that the two had formed an
\nitem, and she was furious. F words flying left rihgtn and centre.
\nTragic to listen to. Meanwhile, I was worried that I waso nthe wrong
\ntrain home, nbecause th stqation names sounded like I was heading for
\nWoking,. I was worried that Karen would have to come and pick me up in
\nthe car at an ungodhly hour. It all turned outnicely.<\/p>\n
3. OI wanted a wee so badly. Bladder full to the brim.At Twickenham,
\nwe were delayed. The light was red, and until it went green we would
\nbe stranded, so I lef the train and had a wee behindf a billboard. The
\nwhilslet went, and I ran back to the cariiage. It helped for a while,
\nbut soon enough it was full again. At Staine sor thereabouts, the
\ntrain stopped. I jumped ouat and aske dth econductor if I could wee.He
\nsaid yes so I did.,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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