{"id":587,"date":"2008-02-20T21:54:07","date_gmt":"2008-02-20T21:54:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/2008\/02\/milo\/"},"modified":"2008-02-20T21:57:06","modified_gmt":"2008-02-20T21:57:06","slug":"milo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/2008\/02\/20\/milo\/","title":{"rendered":"Milo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/uborka.nu\/rise\/\">Karen<\/a> and I went to the awesome <a href=\"http:\/\/www.harehatchsheeplands.co.uk\/\">Hare Hatch Sheeplands<\/a> on Saturday, this time to buy some fruit bushes for the allotment. Bernard fell asleep in the car on the way over.<\/p>\n<p>*What&#8217;s the plan?* I asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re going to stay in the car while I go and buy the fruit bushes. I&#8217;m being decisive, for once. I hope you like it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>*I do like it. Feel free to buy me some nougat from the farm shop.* I said, while I pulled into a parking space.<\/p>\n<p>She made it clear that this was not going to happen.<\/p>\n<p>So I sat in the car, listening to Jonathan Ross, with Bernard snoozing in the back. Some time later, she returned.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I brought you something.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/milo.jpg\" alt=\"Milo\" width=\"500\" height=\"332\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Meet Milo. The name owes its existence to a terrible, terrible pun.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/2007\/12\/the-decline-of-snappy\/\">More context<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Karen and I went to the awesome Hare Hatch Sheeplands on Saturday, this time to buy some fruit bushes for the allotment. Bernard fell asleep in the car on the way over. *What&#8217;s the plan?* I asked. &#8220;You&#8217;re going to stay in the car while I go and buy the fruit bushes. I&#8217;m being decisive, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[243,224,223],"class_list":["post-587","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gardening","tag-milo","tag-venus-fly-trap","tag-vft"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/587","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=587"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/587\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=587"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=587"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=587"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}