{"id":54,"date":"2003-03-06T12:20:34","date_gmt":"2003-03-06T11:20:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pete.nu\/blog\/?p=54"},"modified":"2008-04-23T17:44:36","modified_gmt":"2008-04-23T16:44:36","slug":"excuse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/2003\/03\/06\/excuse\/","title":{"rendered":"Excuse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My bedroom.<\/p>\n<p>Morning.<\/p>\n<p>I awake. There is light creeping in around the edges of my black curtains.<\/p>\n<p>I look at the clock. It flashes 1:26.<\/p>\n<p>Power cut.<\/p>\n<p>So what time is it really?<\/p>\n<p>I roll across my bed and onto the floor. I slither up the dresser and claw my watch from the surface.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s about 7.30. I have woken up at pretty much the time that my alarm would have gone off.<\/p>\n<p>I go back to bed. Now I&#8217;ve got the perfect excuse for a lie in.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My bedroom. Morning. I awake. There is light creeping in around the edges of my black curtains. I look at the clock. It flashes 1:26. Power cut. So what time is it really? I roll across my bed and onto the floor. I slither up the dresser and claw my watch from the surface. It&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-54","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-meander"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=54"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=54"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=54"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=54"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}