{"id":505,"date":"2007-11-06T17:00:47","date_gmt":"2007-11-06T17:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/2007\/11\/odourometer\/"},"modified":"2007-11-06T17:00:47","modified_gmt":"2007-11-06T17:00:47","slug":"odourometer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/2007\/11\/06\/odourometer\/","title":{"rendered":"Odourometer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Where you have a choice of toilet cubicles to enter, it would be handy if there was a LED-based panel on each door to let you know what kind of fragrance exists within.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"background-color:green; color:white\">For example, a green panel would indicate that the air inside is neutral, breathable, and basically bearable. If any green panels are visible, then go for one of those.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"background-color:yellow\">A yellow panel would indicate that the previous occupant&#8217;s aura still exists within this room, and it&#8217;s a rather eggy aura.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"background-color:blue; color:white\">Blue would be used to indicate that the air inside is somewhat chemical. This could either be due to the previous occupant&#8217;s liberal use of air freshener, or the cleaning lady&#8217;s liberal use of terrifyingly-coloured cleaning products.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"background-color:#8B4500; color:white\">If the panel is displaying a brown colour, this means that the system&#8217;s chemical analysis has determined that there is a very high probability that the bowl contains a floater.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"background-color:red; color:white\">A red panel indicates that using this room or cubicle will be a highly unpleasant experience. It is not recommended that you enter this room, unless your only alternatives are&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"background-color:black; color:white\">Certain death.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Where you have a choice of toilet cubicles to enter, it would be handy if there was a LED-based panel on each door to let you know what kind of fragrance exists within. For example, a green panel would indicate that the air inside is neutral, breathable, and basically bearable. If any green panels are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-505","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-meander"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/505","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=505"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/505\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}