{"id":495,"date":"2007-10-15T09:28:06","date_gmt":"2007-10-15T08:28:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/2007\/10\/boo-waaargh\/"},"modified":"2007-10-15T09:28:06","modified_gmt":"2007-10-15T08:28:06","slug":"boo-waaargh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/2007\/10\/15\/boo-waaargh\/","title":{"rendered":"Boo! Waaargh!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s &#8220;Basic Instructions&#8221; is entitled <a href=\"http:\/\/www.basicinstructions.net\/2007\/10\/how-to-deal-with-trick-or-treaters.html\">How To Deal With Trick Or Treaters<\/a>. Panel three says: <\/p>\n<p>> Don&#8217;t try to scare trick-or-treaters. You&#8217;ll either traumatise a child, or be made fun of by a child.<\/p>\n<p>Boy, I wish I&#8217;d had that advice last year.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s &#8220;Basic Instructions&#8221; is entitled How To Deal With Trick Or Treaters. Panel three says: > Don&#8217;t try to scare trick-or-treaters. You&#8217;ll either traumatise a child, or be made fun of by a child. Boy, I wish I&#8217;d had that advice last year.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-495","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-about-me","category-peril"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/495","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=495"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/495\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=495"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=495"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=495"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}