{"id":424,"date":"2007-05-15T11:40:19","date_gmt":"2007-05-15T10:40:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/2007\/05\/woe-is-he\/"},"modified":"2007-05-15T14:19:16","modified_gmt":"2007-05-15T13:19:16","slug":"woe-is-he","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/2007\/05\/15\/woe-is-he\/","title":{"rendered":"Woe is he"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The baby has tonsillitis!<\/p>\n<p>This comes as a great shock to me. I&#8217;ve had tonsillitis before, and Bernard seems to be coping with it much better than I ever did. I have two choices: either refuse to accept that the doctor&#8217;s diagnosis is correct, or accept the fact that I am a big soft wuss and my baby has his shit together.<\/p>\n<p>Upon unwrapping a pongsome nappy, we discover that my baby does, indeed, have his shit together, and I need no longer ask these questions.<\/p>\n<p>The baby looks at me with clear self-superiority in his eyes, and I continue.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The baby has tonsillitis! This comes as a great shock to me. I&#8217;ve had tonsillitis before, and Bernard seems to be coping with it much better than I ever did. I have two choices: either refuse to accept that the doctor&#8217;s diagnosis is correct, or accept the fact that I am a big soft wuss [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-424","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-parenting"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/424","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=424"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/424\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=424"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=424"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=424"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}