{"id":42,"date":"2003-01-07T10:27:44","date_gmt":"2003-01-07T09:27:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pete.nu\/blog\/?p=42"},"modified":"2006-04-19T15:30:22","modified_gmt":"2006-04-19T14:30:22","slug":"dear-donkey-the-one-with-the-townies-shirt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/2003\/01\/07\/dear-donkey-the-one-with-the-townies-shirt\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Donkey &#8211; the one with the townie&#8217;s shirt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>> Dear Donkey,<\/p>\n<p>> How can I cope when one of the blogs I read has &#8220;a background like a townie&#8217;s shirt&#8221;?! Someone else&#8217;s words, but they reflect my sentiments&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><b><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/donkeysm.jpg\" width=\"52\" height=\"56\" align=\"right\" border=\"1\" alt=\"Donkey\" \/>Donkey says:<\/b><\/p>\n<p>You call that a problem? If that is really the issue that is vexing you the most in your life at this particular moment in time, then I am most impressed with how incredibly &#8220;together&#8221; your ensemble de vie seems to be.<\/p>\n<p>If you really need tips to cope with this eyesore of mammoth proportions (which, strangely, everyone except you seems to like) then resize your browser to about 800 pixels wide.<\/p>\n<p>And besides, it isn&#8217;t a townie&#8217;s shirt. It&#8217;s a picnic blanket. Sounds to me like someone has some unresolved issues relating to townies. Were you abused by townies as a child? Did you once walk in on a townie having sex with the family cat? This is the kind of stuff that &#8220;Dear Donkey&#8221; wants to hear about.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>> Dear Donkey, > How can I cope when one of the blogs I read has &#8220;a background like a townie&#8217;s shirt&#8221;?! Someone else&#8217;s words, but they reflect my sentiments&#8230; Donkey says: You call that a problem? If that is really the issue that is vexing you the most in your life at this particular [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-42","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dear-donkey","category-titgig"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}