{"id":390,"date":"2007-02-21T14:24:59","date_gmt":"2007-02-21T14:24:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/2007\/02\/right-click-delete\/"},"modified":"2007-02-25T15:27:42","modified_gmt":"2007-02-25T15:27:42","slug":"right-click-delete","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/2007\/02\/21\/right-click-delete\/","title":{"rendered":"Right-click, Delete"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you are <a href=\"http:\/\/www.littleredboat.co.uk\">Anna<\/a>, you may want to consider yourself warned that this post may upset you. However, I know how inquisitive you are, and you&#8217;re going to read it anyway despite my warning, which is fair enough.<\/p>\n<p>My latest mission puts me in the shoes of an *elite assassin*, or at least an *elite tracker*. An elite something, anyway. My task is to find and apprehend a small scampery foreign spy, who we believe has been deploying advanced foreign surveillance technology in our garage. Our scientists are hard at work analysing this high-tech gadgetry, which has been disguised to look like mouse poo.<\/p>\n<p>The boys at the lab have come up with some very fancy cutting-edge equipment to locate and apprehend this villainous foe, including some things with lasers, some remote control thingys, a few explosive doodads and a magnetic whatchamacallit or two. For now, I have deployed a humane mouse trap with a proven record of being absolutely useless. My intention is to attempt negotiation, mutual understanding, and perhaps come to some sort of compromise that involves me getting exactly what I want. If this fails, I shall arrange for the scumbag to be kidnapped and dumped in a far-off and remote location, possibly the church yard round the corner.<\/p>\n<p>We believe that we have narrowed down the spy&#8217;s hideout to two possible locations. It is only a matter of time until he makes a mistake, and when he does, we shall be there to catch him.<\/p>\n<p>**UPDATIUM:** He&#8217;s onto us. Since deploying the traps, our quarry seems to have voluntarily left the vicinity. On his part, a very wise move. We shall monitor for signs of his return.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you are Anna, you may want to consider yourself warned that this post may upset you. However, I know how inquisitive you are, and you&#8217;re going to read it anyway despite my warning, which is fair enough. My latest mission puts me in the shoes of an *elite assassin*, or at least an *elite [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-390","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-meander"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/390","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=390"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/390\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=390"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=390"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=390"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}