{"id":389,"date":"2003-08-04T17:48:39","date_gmt":"2003-08-04T17:48:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/2003\/08\/airborne-particle-consciousness-week\/"},"modified":"2003-08-04T17:48:39","modified_gmt":"2003-08-04T17:48:39","slug":"airborne-particle-consciousness-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/2003\/08\/04\/airborne-particle-consciousness-week\/","title":{"rendered":"Airborne Particle Consciousness Week"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I declare this week to be Airborne Particle Consciousness Week (or APCW, if you find that sort of thing easier to pronounce. I personally don&#8217;t).<\/p>\n<p>For all of this week, you must be very careful to put the toilet seat all the way down before you flush your toilet.<\/p>\n<p>Now now, don&#8217;t laugh. This is a serious matter. The statistics for the number of people who receive infections as a result of airborne particles that have been spread as a result of flushing a toilet whilst the seat is up are frankly quite unobtainable.<\/p>\n<p>So you&#8217;ll thank me for this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I declare this week to be Airborne Particle Consciousness Week (or APCW, if you find that sort of thing easier to pronounce. I personally don&#8217;t). For all of this week, you must be very careful to put the toilet seat all the way down before you flush your toilet. Now now, don&#8217;t laugh. This is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-389","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/389","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=389"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/389\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}