{"id":377,"date":"2005-09-13T12:16:50","date_gmt":"2005-09-13T12:16:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/2005\/09\/goo-literally\/"},"modified":"2005-09-13T12:16:50","modified_gmt":"2005-09-13T12:16:50","slug":"goo-literally","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/2005\/09\/13\/goo-literally\/","title":{"rendered":"Goo, literally"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So it seems that over in the corner of the car park there is an event occurring. To my unprofessional eye, I&#8217;d guess that some sort of water pipe under the expansive flower bed has burst, as a steady trickle is coming over the kerb and forming an immense puddle on the tarmac.<\/p>\n<p>And it also seems that no-one knows quite who this should be reported to, as it&#8217;s been there a while now. A green algae is forming on the surface of this puddle, and no-one dares park in that corner anymore.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure that eventually it will rise up and murder us all.<\/p>\n<p>Meh.<\/p>\n<p>*<a href=\"http:\/\/www.uborka.nu\/ubi\/001479.html\">Originally posted here<\/a>*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So it seems that over in the corner of the car park there is an event occurring. To my unprofessional eye, I&#8217;d guess that some sort of water pipe under the expansive flower bed has burst, as a steady trickle is coming over the kerb and forming an immense puddle on the tarmac. And it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-377","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-peril"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=377"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/377\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}