{"id":341,"date":"2007-01-25T22:06:26","date_gmt":"2007-01-25T22:06:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/2007\/01\/cheese-grate\/"},"modified":"2007-01-25T22:06:26","modified_gmt":"2007-01-25T22:06:26","slug":"cheese-grate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/2007\/01\/25\/cheese-grate\/","title":{"rendered":"Cheese? Grate!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/cheese.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"361\" alt=\"Cheese\" \/><\/p>\n<p>In my opinion, the basis of a strong relationship is not sharing each chore out 50-50, but rather efficient division of labour. There are some tasks which I hate doing, so she generally takes charge of them, in return for which I am always willing to step in to do the hoovering and the grating of cheese.<\/p>\n<p>I love grating cheese. Partly for the task itself, partly because I like having a handful of grated cheese at the end of it (sneaking a few delicious flakes for myself, of course), and partly because the aesthetic value of a half-grated brick of cheese is, quite frankly, so awesome that I&#8217;m going to have to invent a new word for it.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s incredibly vulva.<\/p>\n<p>What? Whadya mean, that word&#8217;s already taken?<\/p>\n<p>Shove off.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In my opinion, the basis of a strong relationship is not sharing each chore out 50-50, but rather efficient division of labour. There are some tasks which I hate doing, so she generally takes charge of them, in return for which I am always willing to step in to do the hoovering and the grating [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-341","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-photos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/341","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=341"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/341\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=341"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=341"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=341"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}