Well, my songwriting drought appears to have come to an end. Check out this beauty that I composed last night.<\/p>\n
*Oh my lovely hairs,
\nHow I cut you down so selfishly,
\nSmote you with steel blades,
\nFor my own ends.*<\/p>\n
*Yea, I even paid for the assault to take place,
\nHanded over money in exchange for the skills of an experienced swordsman,
\nYour limbs now lie scattered over his floor,
\nYour entrails strewn across my clothes,
\nYour lives soon to be cast away, but for the bits of yourselves that you leave behind.*<\/p>\n
*But, to be fair, you brought it upon yourselves,
\nYou always grew back the same,
\nYou never change,
\nSo I put it to you that you actually enter into this agreement knowingly.
\nYou know how it will end,
\nAnd you do nothing to stop it,
\nI have no pity for you.*<\/p>\n
*Losers.*<\/p>\n
*Loooooo-serrrrs.*<\/p>\n
It’s gonna be a hit. Though I may release this one under a pseudonym.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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