{"id":32,"date":"2002-11-03T11:17:09","date_gmt":"2002-11-03T10:17:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pete.nu\/blog\/?p=32"},"modified":"2006-04-19T15:27:01","modified_gmt":"2006-04-19T14:27:01","slug":"dear-donkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/2002\/11\/03\/dear-donkey\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Donkey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>> Dear Donkey,<\/p>\n<p>> I&#8217;ve got a problem. There&#8217;s this guy that I like but he is with this other girl, and she is totally not right for him at all. Should I move in or should I be a good girl?<\/p>\n<p>> Anonymous<\/p>\n<p><b><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/donkeysm.jpg\" width=\"52\" height=\"56\" align=\"right\" border=\"1\" alt=\"Donkey\" \/>Donkey says:<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Well, you can do what I do when I have a similar problem. I just kinda walk around, smell foul, and occasionally eat something.<\/p>\n<p>Works for me!<\/p>\n<p>Hope this helps.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>> Dear Donkey, > I&#8217;ve got a problem. There&#8217;s this guy that I like but he is with this other girl, and she is totally not right for him at all. Should I move in or should I be a good girl? > Anonymous Donkey says: Well, you can do what I do when I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dear-donkey"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}