{"id":279,"date":"2006-09-27T16:07:03","date_gmt":"2006-09-27T15:07:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/2006\/09\/kahmouflaged\/"},"modified":"2006-09-27T16:07:03","modified_gmt":"2006-09-27T15:07:03","slug":"kahmouflaged","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/2006\/09\/27\/kahmouflaged\/","title":{"rendered":"Kahmouflaged?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What the&#8230; did the Government quietly reclassify [Kahlua][] as a Class A drug while I wasn&#8217;t looking? Nobody seems to be selling Kahlua! I&#8217;ve tried various supermarkets, I&#8217;ve tried various off-licenses, and none of them sell it. In fact, most of the time when I go into an &#8220;offy&#8221; and ask for Kahlua, the chap on the other side of the counter shows no signs of even recognising the name!<\/p>\n<p>[kahlua]: http:\/\/kahlua.com\/<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m starting to panic. This is all horribly, horribly wrong.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What the&#8230; did the Government quietly reclassify [Kahlua][] as a Class A drug while I wasn&#8217;t looking? Nobody seems to be selling Kahlua! I&#8217;ve tried various supermarkets, I&#8217;ve tried various off-licenses, and none of them sell it. In fact, most of the time when I go into an &#8220;offy&#8221; and ask for Kahlua, the chap [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-279","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-peril"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=279"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=279"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=279"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=279"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}