{"id":265,"date":"2006-08-16T14:05:46","date_gmt":"2006-08-16T13:05:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/2006\/08\/sleight-of-hand\/"},"modified":"2006-12-05T15:08:13","modified_gmt":"2006-12-05T15:08:13","slug":"sleight-of-hand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/2006\/08\/16\/sleight-of-hand\/","title":{"rendered":"Sleight Of Hand"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s one of those days where I take my lunch break at home. There is one doughnut remaining, in a brown paper bag.<\/p>\n<p>*&#8221;Take this back to work with you,&#8221;* says the Karen.<\/p>\n<p>*&#8221;Why, how generous of you,&#8221;* I reply.<\/p>\n<p>She takes the brown paper bag through to the other room and leaves it on my manbag, so that I don&#8217;t forget to take it back to work with me.<\/p>\n<p>A short while later, I am at work. I grope the brown paper bag and am aware of the presence of not one but two ovular objects in it. I instinctively check them for lumps (and so should you).<\/p>\n<p>I peer into the bag. Beside my grinning, portly doughnut lies a smarmy, self-satisfied piece of fruit.<\/p>\n<p>A piece of fruit! How did that get in there?<\/p>\n<p>Why, that sneaky girl.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s one of those days where I take my lunch break at home. There is one doughnut remaining, in a brown paper bag. *&#8221;Take this back to work with you,&#8221;* says the Karen. *&#8221;Why, how generous of you,&#8221;* I reply. She takes the brown paper bag through to the other room and leaves it on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-265","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-meander"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=265"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=265"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=265"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=265"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}