I shall be making lots of sinister facial expressions, and shall seize every opportunity to say “I don’t think it is safe here – we are being watched” in a hushed and enigmatic tone.<\/p>\n
This, hopefully, shall provide me with afternoon of rib-ticklingly hilarious entertainment, and perhaps it may bring a little sunshine into some other lives as well. Or I can laugh at the people who don’t realise that it is a joke.<\/p>\n
“This watch – it is suitably robust that it will keep working if I get thrown off of a cliff into shark-infested seas?”<\/p>\n
“I don’t know, sir. Possibly.”<\/i><\/p>\n
“Ahh. Schplendid.”<\/p>\n
You get the picture.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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