{"id":227,"date":"2005-11-25T16:27:15","date_gmt":"2005-11-25T15:27:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/2005\/11\/butter-rabbit\/"},"modified":"2006-05-18T12:26:13","modified_gmt":"2006-05-18T11:26:13","slug":"butter-rabbit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/2005\/11\/25\/butter-rabbit\/","title":{"rendered":"Butter Rabbit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>*Oh howdy, butter rabbit, you&#8217;re a most amusing fellow<br \/>\nI bet the bunnies laugh at you, for your fur is coloured yellow,<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s hard for butter rabbits, no, being one ain&#8217;t easy,<br \/>\nAs the fat content implicit makes your fur a little greasy.*<\/p>\n<p>*But then when circumstances test the other rabbits&#8217; patience,<br \/>\nAnd they can&#8217;t get through a fence without some extra lubrication,<br \/>\nAlong comes butter rabbit in his slippy, buttery way,<br \/>\nAnd gains access to the carrots, and consequently saves the day.*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>*Oh howdy, butter rabbit, you&#8217;re a most amusing fellow I bet the bunnies laugh at you, for your fur is coloured yellow, It&#8217;s hard for butter rabbits, no, being one ain&#8217;t easy, As the fat content implicit makes your fur a little greasy.* *But then when circumstances test the other rabbits&#8217; patience, And they can&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-227","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=227"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}