*The sun had long since set, I was driving over a bridge,
\nShe suddenly came into view, her thumb up for a lift.
\nI brought the car to a sudden halt, from behind I heard a beep,
\nAnd just one minute later she was in the passenger seat.*<\/p>\n
*I’d offered her a lift, as previously stated,
\nAs her direction and my own approximately correlated.
\nTwo minutes down the road, things went a bit downhill,
\nWhen she produced a hefty knife, and this made me feel quite ill.*<\/p>\n
*Now I am in pieces and not in the metaphorical sense,
\nShe’s kept my hand as a souvenir and chucked the rest over a fence
\nAnd my car is in a canyon in a very remote place
\nAnd my girlfriend will be worried because I’m not usually late.*<\/p>\n
*There’s a rat or mouse chewing on my ear, it tickles quite a bit.
\nWell, it would if I were still alive, right now I can’t feel shit.
\nI can’t hear any traffic, and it looks like it might snow.
\nDespite what you might think, it wasn’t such a bad way to go.*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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