{"id":213,"date":"2006-04-22T14:09:49","date_gmt":"2006-04-22T13:09:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/2006\/04\/blood-sweat-and-toilet\/"},"modified":"2006-04-22T14:10:16","modified_gmt":"2006-04-22T13:10:16","slug":"blood-sweat-and-toilet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/2006\/04\/22\/blood-sweat-and-toilet\/","title":{"rendered":"Blood, Sweat and Toilet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The neighbourhood cats are using my vegetable gardens as toilets.<\/p>\n<p>A few weeks ago I dug Karen a beautiful little onion patch. Perfect square, with bricks around the edges to stop them from crumbling inwards. The following day, I visited it to inspect my handiwork, and discovered a suspicious circular wet patch in the middle.<\/p>\n<p>Today, I&#8217;ve been in the garden mowing, strimming and weeding ((I neglected to clear up the sycamore seeds over the winter, so I&#8217;ve had to pull up hundreds of small sycamore trees so far, and there are still a few yet to go.)) However, as I approached my small pea section, I noticed a familiar odour.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t see it, but I can definitely smell it.<\/p>\n<p>One of the neighbourhood cats is using my pea patch as a pee patch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The neighbourhood cats are using my vegetable gardens as toilets. A few weeks ago I dug Karen a beautiful little onion patch. Perfect square, with bricks around the edges to stop them from crumbling inwards. The following day, I visited it to inspect my handiwork, and discovered a suspicious circular wet patch in the middle. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-213","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gardening"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=213"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}