{"id":207,"date":"2006-04-12T13:22:41","date_gmt":"2006-04-12T12:22:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/2006\/04\/first-letter-to-the-unborn-son\/"},"modified":"2006-04-12T13:22:41","modified_gmt":"2006-04-12T12:22:41","slug":"first-letter-to-the-unborn-son","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/2006\/04\/12\/first-letter-to-the-unborn-son\/","title":{"rendered":"First Letter To The Unborn Son"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Boy,<\/p>\n<p>Farting isn&#8217;t cool. I know that sometimes when I fart, we both find it really hilarious, but the official policy on farting is that it isn&#8217;t cool. You should know this. It&#8217;s antisocial and a very very bad habit to get into. As of now, I&#8217;m going to make an effort to stop doing it, and I expect you to do the same.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, okay, maybe just one more. Parp. Heheheheheh.<\/p>\n<p>Love,<\/p>\n<p>Dad<\/p>\n<p>*P.S. Parp. Heheheheh.*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Boy, Farting isn&#8217;t cool. I know that sometimes when I fart, we both find it really hilarious, but the official policy on farting is that it isn&#8217;t cool. You should know this. It&#8217;s antisocial and a very very bad habit to get into. As of now, I&#8217;m going to make an effort to stop [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-207","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-parenting"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=207"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}