{"id":193,"date":"2006-01-09T16:44:53","date_gmt":"2006-01-09T15:44:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pete.nu\/blog\/2006\/01\/hormones\/"},"modified":"2006-04-19T20:05:53","modified_gmt":"2006-04-19T19:05:53","slug":"hormones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/2006\/01\/09\/hormones\/","title":{"rendered":"Hormones"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hormones are funny things, when you&#8217;re a pregnant mother-to-be. Karen goes from jubilation to paranoia at the drop of a hat. The jubilation bit is great, of course &#8211; I just went into the kitchen, where she proudly declared &#8220;I yam making biscuits!&#8221; &#8211; and I suppose that the bad times just have to be endured. There&#8217;s not really much that either of us can do about it, apart from hold tight and hope that it passes sooner rather than later. Generally I find that putting her to bed works quite well too.<\/p>\n<p>All this being said, I think that I detect slight improvement. She is, as I may have mentioned, very worried that the entire pregnancy will be as uncomfortable as these first three months, when she had been &#8220;promised&#8221; by various literature that the worst should have passed by now. At risk of tempting fate, things do look marginally better with each day that passes.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday, and I apologise for any gruesome details that you may not wish to hear, as she dressed, I asked her why she was using a sanitary towel. She shyly looked to her feet, and explained that due to various factors, a pregnant woman suffers a slight loss of bladder control, which can result in a small mishap accompanying any coughing that may occur.<\/p>\n<p>I, naturally, am finding great sport in asking &#8220;Did you&#8230;?&#8221; each time she coughs. I got a really painful pinch on the arm yesterday, as a result. But I am not going to stop. Hoh no. Too much fun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hormones are funny things, when you&#8217;re a pregnant mother-to-be. Karen goes from jubilation to paranoia at the drop of a hat. The jubilation bit is great, of course &#8211; I just went into the kitchen, where she proudly declared &#8220;I yam making biscuits!&#8221; &#8211; and I suppose that the bad times just have to be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-parenting"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=193"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}