{"id":152,"date":"2006-02-22T11:54:10","date_gmt":"2006-02-22T11:54:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pete.nu\/blog\/?p=152"},"modified":"2006-03-08T10:24:53","modified_gmt":"2006-03-08T10:24:53","slug":"dear-donkey-flirt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/2006\/02\/22\/dear-donkey-flirt\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Donkey &#8211; Flirt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>> Dear Donkey,<\/p>\n<p>> The girl behind the counter in Specsavers flirted with me. She was quite cute, and wearing a low-cut top.<\/p>\n<p>> This isn&#8217;t a question. I just wanted to gloat. Hah.<\/p>\n<p>> Anon<\/p>\n<p><b><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/donkeysm.jpg\" width=\"52\" height=\"56\" align=\"right\" border=\"1\" alt=\"Donkey\" \/>Donkey says:<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Were my mailbag a little less empty, I&#8217;d discard this missive in a trice. In case you&#8217;d forgotten, I am incredibly studly, and am approached by foxy young things with sultry come-to-bed eyes on a daily, nay, HOURLY basis. Maybe one of these days I&#8217;ll take you out and you can observe the master at work.<\/p>\n<p>Given that you haven&#8217;t asked a question, I&#8217;m free to offer you whatever advice I choose, without being constrained by being forced to make it pertinent to your request. As a result, I offer you this nugget: get a haircut you idiot.<\/p>\n<p>Anyone else out there who has got problems as big as this fool?<\/p>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"\/scripts\/emaildonkey.js\"><\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\ncreateEmailLink();\n\/\/--><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>> Dear Donkey, > The girl behind the counter in Specsavers flirted with me. She was quite cute, and wearing a low-cut top. > This isn&#8217;t a question. I just wanted to gloat. Hah. > Anon Donkey says: Were my mailbag a little less empty, I&#8217;d discard this missive in a trice. In case you&#8217;d [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-152","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dear-donkey"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=152"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}