{"id":137,"date":"2004-03-28T20:15:24","date_gmt":"2004-03-28T20:15:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pete.nu\/blog\/?p=137"},"modified":"2007-02-16T11:00:46","modified_gmt":"2007-02-16T11:00:46","slug":"cook-with-pussy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/2004\/03\/28\/cook-with-pussy\/","title":{"rendered":"Cook With Pussy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"grilling\" title=\"grilling\" src=\"\/images\/cwe\/pussy1.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"268\"\/><\/p>\n<p><i>At last, now that limelight-hogging shark is out of the way, I can achieve the fame and notoriety that is deservedly mine!<\/i><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"boiling\" title=\"boiling\" src=\"\/images\/cwe\/pussy2.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"268\"\/><\/p>\n<p><i>I&#8217;ll show him! Bloody talentless hack&#8230; I&#8217;ve got more cooking savoir-faire in one of my whiskers than he has in his entire seabound body!<\/i><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"contemplating\" title=\"contemplating\" src=\"\/images\/cwe\/pussy3.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"268\"\/><\/p>\n<p><i>If only this had happened sooner! Perhaps my career could have been saved before my looks were savaged by old age!<\/i><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"devouring\" title=\"devouring\" src=\"\/images\/cwe\/pussy4.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"268\"\/><\/p>\n<p><i>Now quiver before me, mortals! I shall be your queen! Your beautiful, culinarily blessed queen!<\/i><\/p>\n<p>*<a href=\"http:\/\/uborka.nu\/ubi\/000571.html\">Originally posted here<\/a>*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At last, now that limelight-hogging shark is out of the way, I can achieve the fame and notoriety that is deservedly mine! I&#8217;ll show him! Bloody talentless hack&#8230; I&#8217;ve got more cooking savoir-faire in one of my whiskers than he has in his entire seabound body! If only this had happened sooner! Perhaps my career [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,8,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ewan","category-food","category-guidance"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=137"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}