{"id":132,"date":"2003-07-15T21:49:22","date_gmt":"2003-07-15T20:49:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pete.nu\/blog\/?p=132"},"modified":"2006-11-09T17:18:06","modified_gmt":"2006-11-09T17:18:06","slug":"cook-with-ewan-manfood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/2003\/07\/15\/cook-with-ewan-manfood\/","title":{"rendered":"Cook With Ewan &#8211; ManFood"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/shark.png\" class=\"borderless\" alt=\"cook with ewan\" width=\"177\" height=\"190\" align=\"right\"\/>You are a man. You need food, and you want it now. Your hunger has reached gargantuan proportions, and you have about ten minutes before a very important television programme. Alternatively, you just want to get eating out of the way so that you can move onto more important things.<\/p>\n<p>You need ManFood.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s fast and easy. It&#8217;s difficult to get wrong, because even when cooked to perfection, it is pretty much inedible. However, this doesn&#8217;t matter. You&#8217;re so hungry that the food won&#8217;t touch your tongue on the way down. You just need a balanced diet to last you through your gym session, and you need it fast.<\/p>\n<p>Boil 5 minute pasta.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/cwe\/manfood1.jpg\" alt=\"Pasta on the boil\" width=\"350\" height=\"234\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Get green pepper, red tomato and pink ham out of fridge. Chop.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/cwe\/manfood2.jpg\" alt=\"Fresh ingredients\" width=\"350\" height=\"234\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Olive oil and paprika from cupboard. Cheese and oily basil from fridge.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/cwe\/manfood3.jpg\" alt=\"Cupboard ingredients\" width=\"350\" height=\"234\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Drain pasta. Everything in pan except cheese. Back on hob. Stir.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/cwe\/manfood4.jpg\" alt=\"In the pan\" width=\"350\" height=\"234\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Cut cheese.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/cwe\/manfood5.jpg\" alt=\"Cheese\" width=\"350\" height=\"234\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Contents of pan into bowl. Cheese on top. Eat.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/cwe\/manfood6.jpg\" alt=\"Voila. Oh my god it looks repulsive.\" width=\"350\" height=\"234\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Try not to vomit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You are a man. You need food, and you want it now. Your hunger has reached gargantuan proportions, and you have about ten minutes before a very important television programme. Alternatively, you just want to get eating out of the way so that you can move onto more important things. You need ManFood. It&#8217;s fast [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,8,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ewan","category-food","category-guidance"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=132"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}