{"id":128,"date":"2004-02-01T18:30:14","date_gmt":"2004-02-01T18:30:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pete.nu\/blog\/?p=128"},"modified":"2007-02-16T10:57:59","modified_gmt":"2007-02-16T10:57:59","slug":"she-told-me-not-to-post-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/2004\/02\/01\/she-told-me-not-to-post-this\/","title":{"rendered":"She told me not to post this"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me: <i>&#8220;I want to&#8230; uhm&#8230; put you in a box&#8230; with&#8230; uhm&#8230; lots of toothpaste in it.&#8221;<\/i><br \/>\nHer: <i>&#8220;Mmmmm&#8230;&#8221;<\/i><br \/>\nMe: <i>&#8220;And I want to&#8230; uhm&#8230; tie you to a banjo.&#8221;<\/i><br \/>\nHer: <i>&#8220;Ahhhhhh&#8230;&#8221;<\/i><br \/>\nMe: <i>&#8220;And&#8230; uhm&#8230; put you next to the radiator and throw foxes at you.&#8221;<\/i><br \/>\nHer: <i>&#8220;Oooooh&#8230;&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>*<a href=\"http:\/\/uborka.nu\/ubi\/000402.html\">Originally posted here<\/a>*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: &#8220;I want to&#8230; uhm&#8230; put you in a box&#8230; with&#8230; uhm&#8230; lots of toothpaste in it.&#8221; Her: &#8220;Mmmmm&#8230;&#8221; Me: &#8220;And I want to&#8230; uhm&#8230; tie you to a banjo.&#8221; Her: &#8220;Ahhhhhh&#8230;&#8221; Me: &#8220;And&#8230; uhm&#8230; put you next to the radiator and throw foxes at you.&#8221; Her: &#8220;Oooooh&#8230;&#8221; *Originally posted here*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-128","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-meander"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=128"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}